Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
half of the “superwholock” fandom is just so embarrassing I want to cry
gordon ramsay has seen things in his time kitchen nightmaring
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
At least he still has Jackson.
it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books
My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books
a book nightclub.
Someone make this happen pls.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
my dad just said “the breakfast at this hotel is open until 10” in his sleep i can’t breathe
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
And cute little fishy friends
One of these things is not like the other
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep